Sunday, November 22, 2009

SOS... I can hear it wiggling in the wall

HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE!!!! My husband is working 90 hour work weeks now until Christmas and there is a mouse in our house. A sick brown mouse with a 6 inch tail and hauntavirus. And I will be confined to the upstairs from now until it's sick brown mousy neck is snapped under a wire trap. I just HATE animals in my house. Hairy critters of any kind belong OUTSIDE.

The other night our bedroom got really hot. So Raleigh opened the doors to outside which isn't the smartest thing to do when you live on a golf course. Anywho, in the middle of the night sometime, all of the sudden, without warning a stupid cat tried to jump into bed with us. ON MY SIDE, of course. I then had a small coronary and couldn't get back to sleep for over an hour. And Raleigh couldn't even stand up straight he was laughing so hard. Luckily, our bed is REALLY high up and it couldn't make it up to the top. But it scratched to heck out of the side of our mattress. Oh... I cannot express my supreme hatred for felines. They are the stupidest pet anyone could have. But now I really hate them.

I don't blame them for wanting to come in. It smells nice. And Allie has a four week supply of food under her bed, but I just want the beasts of the four legged variety to realize their place in this world. NOT IN MY HOUSE.

And that is all

5 comments:

Neilson Family said...

I am laughing SO HARD!! I can imagine the freak out that occurred and the laughing in the aftermath. I agree with you on the cat thing. Those hairy, smelly, lazy little things don't belong in my house either. Cats are GROSS!! But mice...even WORSE!!

Karen Carter said...

I say let the beastly cat in to catch the mouse! What nerve to come into your home. I am a wreck just thinking about that darn thing in your house. Get a trap quick so we all can sleep at night. Love and hugs Karen~

Anonymous said...

Ooooh, GROSS!! Mice AND cats, I can't think of anything worse. Have you and Raleigh not heard of windows???? You know, you open them and they have screens to keep critters outside where they belong! If I had a cat jump up on me in the middle of the night, I would not be alive to tell about it...so good for you that you didn't die!! So I was thinking about spending the day with you on Saturday but.........

Kaeders said...

Kac... The story was even better when you told it in person with actions. I loved how you squealed semi loudly so you wouldn't wake up P and curled up in a ball at the bottom of the bed and how you started yelling at Raleigh and how you thought it was hundreds of spiders at first. Now, that was a story. You left out soooo many details

London Iverson said...

oh my gosh I would DIE if a cat came into my house in the middle of the night !!!as much as I love cats this sorta gives me a new take on'em .but MICE holycrap I SOOOO hate them if there was a mouse in the house I would FREAK mice are such disgusting little monsterous creatures. It makes me want to scream just thinking about it!!!!cats are OK but if you asked me if i wanted a pet mouse,I would scream and run !!!hope that NEVER happens to you again ,or to me ever!!from:l.b.i.